This is Fo My Mutha!!

Really, I'm an awkward person.

So today's story needs a little bit of background information....Yesterday I was walking to ward prayer with my mates and some of our guys neighbors. Just after meeting 2 of them, I started talking about what a "butt-load" is. It's when you take your hand and "cup" a person's bottom and then you pull away and see how big their 'butt-load" is. Without really thinking about it I used one of my new friends to demonstrate, yep!! I totally cupped his hiny!! But he was really cool about it and didn't even care so it was all good....Getting back to my story of today.....I am uber tired today because I stayed up til 2 AM talking to a very awesome fellow (yes, he's also quite attractive), so I'm a bit more awkward than usual. After my first class I have a break so I was on my way to use the restroom when I saw my butt-load friend. We said hello and then he asked me what class I had. And of course I replied..."Oh, ya know I'm just off to the bathroom.....awkward pause...because I have a break...." It may not seem like it was that funny, but the look he gave me was one of confusion/amusement. Hopefully tonight at FHE I will get the chance to tell him that everything came out okay and that I didn't fall in!! Yay!! Really?! I need naps.

Old man at the store....

I went to the grocery store to purchase some ingredients to make delicious cupcakes. I searched high and low, but mainly low because it's easier for me. After finding my items I decided to purchase them and I went to the shortest line. There was a woman in front of me so I kept my distance from her so I didn't invade her space or bubble. Well, the older lad behind me did not feel like he should do the same for me. Nope, he punctured my bubble with his cart, and when I say "bubble" I mean the backs of my ankles and legs....REALLY?! Did it end there, if only I were that lucky.... While I was paying for my goods and waiting for my receipt, he got right up in my bubble!! He was so close that I could smell his Stetson cologne, yeah the old-man smell!! REALLY?!

Don't Breathe on ME!!!

SO.....I was in class on Friday and a girl sat next to me. She looked nice enough, ya know she smiled so I felt like she was a friendly person. But everything changed when she opened her mouth- I thought I was going to pass out!! She had the worst breath my nose has ever experienced smelling!! It was so bad that I could smell it every time she had her mouth open....bleh. It also didn't help that she was a very sleepy girl and practically had her head on my shoulder....sleeping....with her mouth directed at me. I felt terrible and tried to ignore it, but it was so distracting that I couldn't even pay attention to the professor. The only thing I got out of class was a story about how the professor was searched at the airport because she is a larger woman and the alarm would go off because she has a heavy-duty underwire in her bra....hilarious!! But I couldn't fully enjoy the fact that I was hearing this because lil miss nasto-breath was breathing on me!! I shall always carry mints to avoid such an epidemic. REALLY?!

EFY....lost my keys!

So there was this one night my last week of EFY where I was checking to make sure my girls' lights were all out. While I was outside I saw my BFF, Dantzel, and so we chatted for a while and then our friends Parker and McKay came and chatted with us too. When we were done and ready to go to bed, I looked in my trusty fanny pack to get my keys out and....they weren't there!! I walked around everywhere looking for them because I knew I had grabbed them before I left my room. After a good twenty minutes of searching I decided to throw rocks at my girls' windows to wake them up so they could let me in the building. They didn't wake up!! Honestly!! So finally I got a number for one of the other counselors in my same building and she came and let me in...when I got to my bedroom door I looked at the knob and there were my keys. I'm an idiot. REALLY?!

I just got spat on!!

Today's hilarious moment happened as I was on my way to my first class. Of course I was running a lil bit late, that's my nature...what of it?! Anywho, as I was walking up the Old Main stairs, there was a fellow from the middle-east in front of me and he was going at a very slow pace. Me being in a hurry and all, I decided to pass him and as I did so, he spat at me!! Of course I was shocked at his behavior and I couldn't even look at him!! He didn't spit on me, he just spat at me....there is a difference. He was a bit perturbed that I had the nerve to pass him on the walkway and decided to show his disgust by spitting at me.....Really?! Who are you, sir?! Don't be hatin on me because you can't walk as fast as me up a hill. REALLY.

My first day as a College Senior!!

So, yesterday I was in my first class of the semester. It was the same-old, same-old routine....but when the professor projected his syllabus on the board.....a woman on the front row made my day. She leaned down to get something out of her bag, I was thinking maybe it would be a pen or pencil. NOPE, she whips out a case of some sort and opens it up. Well, of course I was a wee bit intrigued and not at all prepared for what was going to happen next. Binoculars. Yep, she pulled out binoculars and then proceeded to put them up to her eyes and focus them so she could see the board. Really?! You're on the FRONT row, and you still can't see....hmmmmm. Needless to say, I couldn't stop myself from laughing and then texting my peeps so they could enjoy a laugh also.