For my cousin, RUSS....

This is a ransom, if you want to read/see my funnier stories that happened to me last week.....you're going to have to create a better blog post!! If you would like to harass Russ, feel free to at http://supercarters.blogspot.com/

Cute and Funny Boys!!

Last Monday I was home to go to the dentist, but more importantly for my nephew, Carter's, fourth birthday!! My mom picked my nephews up from school and took them to my house and I picked up my niece Katie, because their mommas had parent/teacher conferences. Me and Katie got home before grammy and the boys, so we napped.....it was so sweet....I love that angel!! Then the boys got home.....Katie slept most of the time, but I decided to play with them. I took Matterz (Matt, 18 months) outside to see the pony that my neighbors have. Matterz loves it! He loves being outside and seeing any animals, he just points and makes "Ooohhhh" sounds! Carter decided to come out with us. I was asking them if they liked the pony and Carter turned to me and said....."Auntie Robyn, that's not a pony. That is a lion." It was so funny! The pony is a miniature one and it's crazy hair did make it look like a lion. I love those kiddies!!

Matterz with the "Lion."


Riding in the car!! Such cute nephs I have!!

The Dentist.....Another Tale.

Okay, so Dr. Looney Toone really pushed it this time.....really. First, I get a shot to numb me up. Instead of leaving while it starts to kick in, Dr. Looney Toone just stayed and decided to chat. And what was the topic? None other than gays and locker room showers! REALLY?! He was talking about how in high school (80 yrs ago) he played a lot of sports, a lot....and how he was always showering in the locker room with other guys. Back then you didn't have to worry about anything because everyone maintained eye-contact....but now-a-days, you have to watch out. Really? What made him think he could talk about that? Ew.

As always, there is plenty more where that came from. I was his first patient of the day and he decided to inform me that the "theme of the day" in his office was Excellence. In honor of the Olympics, he decided to lecture me on striving to be excellent. "Robyn, I know a figure skater from the Czech Republic and you should see his house. He built all the cabinets, staircases, wood floors, everything! And he can still skate even though he's old. He's probably about the same age as Scott Hamilton, maybe even older. He is in such better shape than Scott, I bet Scott doesn't still skate as much as my friend! He can still do all the jumps in the air and everything! Plus he knows 4 languages, he is just excellent." Yep, he went there. Too bad not only his hands were in my mouth, but also the assistant's so I couldn't inform him that the reason why Scott Hamilton isn't in as good shape as Looney's 'friend' is because he battled cancer....and he won.....bet Mr. Excellent hasn't done that!!

Oh, Dr. Looney Toone.....who are you?! REALLY?!!!

Burstin My Bubble in Swim Class

Today in swim class, to my dismay, Splashy McGee was in the lane next to me. Seriously though, this homeboy is like 6'4", very chatty/annoying, and he splashes.......waaaaay too much!! While I was doing laps I would have to stop when I passed him. You know it's pretty ridiculous when I look up at the lifeguard and the expression on his face says..."Really? You need to calm yourself down, sir, before you drown the poor girl in the next lane...." After finishing our laps, we got to play a game in the deep end and Splashy McGee was very excited. Bless the heavens he wasn't on my team because I couldn't handle him....or at least that's what I thought. Me and a couple other guys on my team were guarding the gutter (a.k.a. the goal) and Splashy McGee comes over and gets behind me and starts to "chest bump" my back. Splashy McGee was starting to become Splashy Mc-all in my business!! It also helps that we're in swimming suits. He's guarding me as if we are playing basketball....I turn and give him "the look." He then says, "Oh, I'm just trying to block you out." Really?! I believe it's very unnecessary for you to be all "rubbin" up next to me when the ball is on the other end of the pool. Ew. Thanks Splashy.

Mardi Gras Mishap!!

So.....a couple weeks ago USU had their famous Mardi Gras celebration!! So exciting, let me tell ya! Before the festivities there was a basketball game, which we won of course. We get to Mardi Gras and were in line to buy our tickets. I get to the front and hand the girl my USU ID card and money. As she hands the card back she says, "Even though that's a boy's ID, I'll still let you in and let this one slide." Um......nope!! It was definitely MY student ID, in my picture my hair is pulled back....but it is me! I said, "Nope, this is my ID...my hair is pulled back." So I gave it back to her and she looks at it....then she looks at me. Then to save the situation she says, "well you're just so gorgeous that this picture doesn't do you justice." Thanks, homegirl, too bad you already called me a boy. Really?!

AH YEAH!! USU IS DA BEST!!

Party In the USA

I'm not so much a fan of the Miley Cyrus.....but I do like these two videos that are brought to us viewers by the famous song "Party In the USA."